In front of the self-defense dojo near my house I often pass young women. They seem to be attending to prevent being molested, and surprisingly many of them are beautiful. As an unpopular guy I have zero chances to touch women. I don't even have the courage to molest anyone, but wait... if I join this self-defense dojo I can pair up during practice and feel them all over, right? I immediately joined and things developed far beyond my expectations!